Home Made Whatsapp monkey Jokes Message

A monkey is sitting in a tree,
smoking a joint, when a lizard
walks past. The lizard looks up
and says to the monkey “Hey!
what are you doing?” The
monkey says “Smoking a joint,
come up and join me, my cold-
blooded friend.”
So the lizard climbs up and sits
next to the monkey and they
have another joint. After a while
the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’,
and that he’s going to get a drink
from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so
stoned that he leans too far over
and falls in. A Crocodile sees this
and swims over to the stoned
lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, “What’s
the matter with you?!” The lizard
explains to the crocodile that he
was sitting in the tree, smoking a
joint with his new monkey
friend. He then explained how
his mouth got dry, and that he
was so wasted that, when he
went to get a drink from the
river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he
has to check this out. He walks
into the jungle and finds the tree
where the monkey is sitting,
finishing a joint. He looks up and
says “Hey, MONKEY!” The Monkey
looks down and says
“FUUUUUCK, DUDE……. how much
water did you drink?”