Funny Blonde Jokes Message On Whatsapp

This is a true story of a poor dizzy blond flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic,calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help Me! Help Me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help Me! Please Help Me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position!"

She says, "I'm 5'4 and i'm in the front seat."

(pause)

"O.K." says the voice in the radio.......
"Repeat after me: Our father who art in heaven........"
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Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see
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there are 3 girls on a island. they are blond, brunette and a black haired.
after 3 weeks of starvation god comes down and says "Go home alredy. i will give you 1 wish each. use it wisley.
the brunette says "i want to go home!" and poof she goes home.
the black says "i want to go home!" and poof she goes home.
the the blonde says "i want my friends back!"