Funny Whatsapp Jokes Status Message Collection On 18 Feb, 2014

Me: "Hey if I was a superhero guess which one I'd be!"
Girl: "Iron man, Superman, Batman?"
Me: "Your man."
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Boy- i'm taking the d out of the alphabet
Girl- Why?
Boy- Because i'm putting it in you
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 Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
 A: She screws you two nights in a row.
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The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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Me: I can't wait to wake up tomorrow.
Girl: Why??
Me: Because I swear you get more beautiful everyday.
*Gets laid*